If you find yourself one with the earth, then you've probably been buried alive.

--CSP 10/95

If my blood began to boil in the vacuum of space, I don't think the adhesive bandage in my wallet would help.

--CSP 6/96

If an alien were to bite off my head, I don't think I'd have the presence of mind to politely ask for it back.

--CSP 6/96

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