Just say No to...

...formaldehyde frog zombies. --CSP

...barney. --MJW

...radioactive isotopes used as paperweights. --MJW

...having a quail fly straight up your nose. --ZDB

...karl Marx birthday party favors. --MJW

...slipping away from the Calduminous. --MJW

...silicon butt implants. --MJW